SHEPARD: I started out getting my top ripped off telekinetically by Scott Baio in Zapped!
PERELLA: I started out as a dream figure, floating down the Guadalupe River in Kevin Costner's Fandango…. But my scene was cut.
CAMPBELL: I started out making a bucketload of Super-8s. I owe a lot to Super-8.
SHEPARD: …And dead people.
CAMPBELL: I've worked with an army of dead people.
PERELLA: I've killed more than been killed. Too bad I didn't waste Mary Tyler Moore in Keys to Tulsa. It would've been a great career move, like Bruce Dern killing John Wayne in The Cowboys; he's famous forever.
SHEPARD: Fame is a strange bird.
PERELLA: It is. My fan base is five-to-ten-year-olds because I worked with Wishbone.
SHEPARD: The dog on PBS?
PERELLA: Kids are in awe of me.
SHEPARD: I got a used condom from a fan…
CAMPBELL: Ugh. That's awful. I get an occasional adoring e-mail…from 15-year-old boys or gay men.
SHEPARD: No women's underwear?
CAMPBELL: No. It pisses me off.